Eroticized Humour

to make this less annoying for people who are following me and aren’t interested in my personal life (though who wouldn’t be? I’m sure someone is interested) I’m going to condense these asks =P

I would say so, I’ve never stopped practicing, though I haven’t been to a class in years. I still go to the gym to stay in shape, I still stretch, I practice with my weapons occasionally, and I keep my fists strong by punching bags, wood, concrete, whatever.

Can you do a cartwheel? Yes, the pinnacle of my achievement was being able to do a round off- back hand spring- back flip. Can’t even think about doing that shit now lol.

Would you say braiding your hair down there would rate high or your ways to pass the time? It’s not long enough to braid, I do twist my chin hair though (a lot)

Uhhh I used to be able to do full splits from about 3rd-9th grade when I was active in tae kwon doe but then I got lazy and lost it. And I can do a hand stand, its just a question of how long =P when I was in gymnastics I could do it for a while, but once again probably not now.

First are all 3 of these the same person? =P I can’t imagine that 3 different people would message me in like the 5 minutes I was away studying. Secondly tube8 on its own normally does the trick. I don’t really like porn stars though, I have to comb for material that feels more real and less staged.

I’d like to think so. Girls have told me before, and no ones ever told me that I’m a bad kisser. I have people I could refer you to but I’m not going to give some anon that information =P

I am generally satisfied with just cuddling, being intimate and close with someone in itself is plenty rewarding. But that being said I also like sex, it really just depends on the mood and situation I guess. I definitely prefer star wars over the notebook though.

uhhh stayed up all night, slept an hour, woke up, went to class, went out for lunch with friends then I found a good selection of pornographic videos, and after lunch I enjoyed that thoroughly. and then I watched some naruto, ate dinner, and then my friends wanted to hang out but I fell asleep cause I didnt sleep the night before.

Sorry this took so long, I just slept for like 17 hours because i pulled an all nighter the other night v.v

26. What’s the farthest that you’ve ever gone? well I’ve done, how do you say, the intercourse? No Yeah I’ve done or tried basically everything.

30. What’s something that always turns you on? Pale or soft skin, pajama pants, lip biting.